Female “Perpetrators” Are Real Victims/Male “Victims” Are To Blame

Interesting news: A new study suggests that the majority of sexual offenses in the U.S. prison system is committed by female workers.

Roughly half of all sexual impropriety reported in U.S. prisons and jails last year was perpetrated by correctional staff, not inmates.

Female staff were the offenders in two-thirds of the prison cases, and two-thirds of the victims of prison staff were male inmates, according to the U.S. Bureau of Justice Statistics.

Even though I love the thought of a handcuffed male inmate being repeatedly ass-raped by a wom*n’s righteous truncheon just as much as any other feminist does (Hah!), the article depicts (yet another) patriarchal conspiracy. A conspiracy to rob womyn of the pleasure that comes with zipless-fuckingan excitingly tattooed convict on the wet concrete floor of the prison laundry:

….While there is an element of supposed romance noted in many of the cases, sexual relations of any kind between prison employees and inmates are considered nonconsensual by law because of the inherent power that staff have over prisoners. In Virginia it is a felony punishable by up to five years in prison.

See? The patriarchy will go any length to exert control over our pussies! I refuse to be punished for having sex! I fucks whoever I wants, so keep your goddamned “laws” offa mah bah-deh!!

If were to get a job in a Virginia prison and it struck my fancy to suck-off a gorgeously muscled hottie named “Bonecrusher” through the little door I slip his food through, I’ll run the risk of being sent to prison. And in prison, I won’t be safe from staff who subject me to their sexual advances. Do you see how unfair that is!? It’s a vicious cycle where men enjoy all the advantages at every stage!

And before any people out there get on my back about how I “missed the point” of the article, you should see that there is a perfectly reasonable explanation that female prison staff appear to be less-than wholly perfect. The “victims” are actually to blame and the “perpetrators” are the real victims:

Smith said it is not surprising that a larger number of female staff in prisons are involved in sex offenses. Male inmates outnumber female inmates more than 10-to-1… assuming most staff and most inmates are heterosexual, you would expect to find more female staff reported as perpetrators and more male inmates as victims, she said.

“You will often find that the culture that allows this kind of stuff to happen is also a culture that is particularly inhospitable to female staff,”

All righty then! It’s the fault of the so-called “victims” because they are so numerous. Since we all agree that any silly excuse will do if it’ll help a womyn escape being held to account, this one is fine with me.

And not only that, the prison climate is “inhospitable” to female staff– maybe even exposing them to (horror of horrors) sexual harassment! Why, the female prison staff is even more uncomfortable than whoever actually happens to be living there. Womyn are the real victims once again!

(Sigh!) Why do I still get outraged at this point, systyrs? It seems like a waste of perfectly good bile.