I Knew It!!

The growth of cervical and womb cancers may be fuelled by a hormone-like molecule in semen, a study suggests.

Men cause cancer!!!

I’ve been saying it for years and everyone laughed at me. As much as I hate to say ‘told ya so’ well, I told ya so.

But the sciencetician people who made this discovery are too cowardly to suggest the most obvious solution:

“The most important thing that women can do at this time to prevent cervical cancer from developing is to go for regular cervical smear tests.”

Yeah, don’t attack the real cause of the disease. Good job, guys. Gotta protect those all-important Sieg-Heil! erections of yours.

Pffft! What-the-fuck-ever!