FUCKERS!

I crash and burn in less than a week?!?!!

Why the hell does everyone keep spelling my name wrong? It’s AMYNDA, there’s no fucking ‘MAN’ in my name.

And now you know why!

I barely even got my bags unpacked and now I have to go home!

For the life of me, I can’t comprehend what did it.

Was it my lynch-mob attitude towards the Duke Lacrosse Team?

My sneering disdain for all the southern states?

My anti-Papist rantings which are vile enough to make a Know-Nothing cringe?

Or perhaps it was all the paranoia and poison and cheap shots and spite and hate and crazy shit that I habitually spew every day of the week?

No, it was a Patriarchal conspiracy which smacked me down!

It’s because I’m a womyn, isn’t it?

Yes, it’s all because I’m not afraid to speak my mind!

How dare people quote me accurately! The nerve! Pointing-out my bigotry IS bigotry, you fuckers.

Can’t a white girl insult and libel millions of fellow Americans in the most hate-infused language without people getting all wound up about it?

So unfair…

UPDATE:

Some fucker has been reading my email!