You see, I never meant to malign anyone’s faith.
Especially not the faith of those fucking godbag cock-sucking Catholic christofacist cum-covered fuckheads.
What’s more, Edwards truly sort of acts like he believes that I never meant to malign anyone’s faith. That kind of man you can trust.
I mean, how could anyone ever get the idea that I actually mean the things I say?
Everything I’ve ever said- I didn’t mean any of it!
And anyone who ever agreed with me and thought that I was brilliant? They’re idiots who simply didn’t understand that I WAS JOKING and I never meant a single word of what I very clearly said.
Everything I’ve said over the years? It was all bullshit.
Hah! What a big kidder I am!
Dishonest? Not at all.
Why, with a steady paycheck and a little attention from the powerful, an opinionated, mighty vagina-warrior like me can drop her beliefs and adopt a whole set of new ones in the blink of an eye.